Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! Cartman: Yeh, something feels...unfinished. Let's sing songs and dance and play It is sung by Mr. Hankey in the Season Four episode, "A Very Crappy Christmas". `Cause he's a piece of poo [Dramatic Music] Announcer: Mr. Hankey play set comes with everything seen here. [Pop] Crowd: Merry Christmas Kyle Broslofski! Mr. Hankey: Kyle. Talking poo is where I draw the line. Stan: You know, I learned something today. Chef: Christmas poo? Kyle: I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew. Kyle is let out of his cell and runs outside to join the crowd. I'm sorry, was it the pagan remark? Cartman: I'm not fat! Stan: This sucks dude. It isn't being sensitive to the Jewish community. Sheila: Kyle, that is enough! Dance! Counselor: No, get away from me! Everybody's lights go off. Cartman: [One of the 3 wise men]Ohhhh. Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho! Mr. Garrison: Well, I'm trying to direct the school Christmas Play, but your son was holding baby Jesus fetus by the head. Kyle: Well, sometimes. Stan: Huh?!? Sister: Yehhh! Kyle: Sorry. Having imaginary friends is fine Kyle, but this simply will not do! Kyle: Well, not on purpose! All contents related to Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Santa Claus, Jimmy, Iraq, Superman, elves, The Poo-Choo Express, Underpants Gnomes; The boys arrive at the North Pole and talk to Santa Claus. Mr. Garrison: Ok children, does everybody have their leotards on? Hankey, the Christmas Poo' by South Park (OST) from English to Swedish Deutsch English Español Français Hungarian Italiano Nederlands Polski Português (Brasil) Română Svenska Türkçe Ελληνικά Български Русский Српски العربية فارسی 日本語 한국어 Announcer: Thank you chef. Kyle: No dude! Episode number 110 of South Park. Kyle gets caught with poo in … Mr. Hankey: I brought some friends with me. Kyle: Hello everybody. Mr. Broslofski: Now you go brush your teeth, and march into bed. [Downtown South Park] Kyle: Wait. Cartman: How about we sing "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch, in D-minor?" Kyle: I'm a clincally depressed fecalphiliac on Prozac. [Cheering] Howdy ho ho yum yum yum Sheila: Oh, this could be such a wonderful Christmas play. [Screaming] Kyle: Here, just look more closely at it. Stan: Yeh. Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho! Kyle: Mr. Hankey, no. Mr. Hankey: What's all the ruckus? Crowd: Yeh, yeh! But all of those stories seem kind of... gay Kyle: But dad, he always... Church and State are separate. She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls! Mayor McDaniels: Excuse me? Chef: Howdy ho Mr. Hankey. Cartman: You're not gonna ride around on Santa's sleigh, cause you're a Jew, Kyle! Mr. Hankey: Come on gang, don't fight. Brother: I made a Mariachi Mr. Hankey. Mr. Broslofski: It is sick and disgusting, and we simply will not have it! Followers: Hallelujah! Sheila: This is horrible! Nerd: Now this is very simple. Cartman: Yeh, well I sneaked around my mom's closet too, and saw what I'm getting. Mr. Hankey: You should be wearing socks to sleep Kyle, you're gonna catch a cold. Kenny: That's nasty. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Small and brown he comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him between your festive buns A present from down below Spreading joy with a "howdy ho" He's seen the love inside of you Cuz' he's a piece of poo Sometimes he's nutty Sometimes he's corny He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm) Stan: I believe. Mr. Broslofski: Yeh. Kyle: I don't have a problem! Kyle: I told you not to call my mom a bitch Cartman! Counselor: Now, uh, Kyle, as your school counselor, uh, I want to try and help you confront your problem, 'kay. The tuning of the Song is E Standard. Kyle: Shut up Cartman! [Auditorium] Kyle: Shut up fat boy! Nerd: Stupid wop dago. Stan: What, what is this about Christmas poo dude? Mr. Hankey: Not real? Where the hell did you go? [Silence] Counselor: Well, it, it's my understanding that you, uh, mm, you have an acute case of fecalphilia. Kyle: It's a boy. Sheila: What, what what!?! The kids are in green leotards dancing about strangely. Townsperson: Ah, give me a break. Mayor McDaniels: Oh my God!! Sheila: How dare you include the Nativity in a school play! Ike runs into a table, knocking the Menorah onto his head. The titular character even inspired a whole Christmas album which was released in December 1999, and the main theme tried to get to number one at Christmas in the UK. Mr. Garrison: Oh, okay. Sheila: Listen to your father Kyle. Kyle walks up. Toilet: Helloooo. Mayor McDaniels: No Mr. Garrison, we cannot get rid of all the Mexicans. Officer Barbrady is directing traffic nearby. Mr. Garrison raises his hand. Translation of 'Mr. Mayor McDaniels: Anyway, I'll put together a crack team of my best workers to make sure this will be the most non-offensive ever, to any religious or minority group of any kind. Kyle: No, but I get Hannakuh presents for eight days. [Gasp] Cartman: Don't mind him, he's a very disturbed little boy. Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho Kyle, gosh you're looking swell. Kyle's mom, is a bitchhhhahhh. Mayor McDaniels: Okay people, clearly we need to reach a compromise. Hankey Mr. - Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo Lyrics, Mary Chapin Carpenter - It's Ok to Be Sad Lyrics, DVBBS feat. Sick! Jimbo: And I'm sick and tired of those little flaps on coffee lids, if you don't want to spill your coffee then you shouldn't be driving with it. Stan: Wow, Christmas snow! Mr. Garrison: So. You're not going to get away with this Mr. Garrison. Cartman: I don't know, but it sounds pretty sweet. This is a live action commercial for Mr. Hankey. Instead of Silent Night I'm singing who hack do ga veesh. Kyle!!! Stan: This is horrible, everybody's fighting and my best friend's in an institution, all because we didn't believe in Mr. Hankey. The mayor clears her throat. Shot of baby eating what was Mr. Hankey. I'd sure like to teach him a lesson! Tree Hugger: All you bastards ruined Christmas! Wendy: Ok. He might come to your town! [South Park Elementary] South Park Kids: [Singing]We wish you a Merry Christmas, we … [Music stops] Counselor: Well of course he does. Ike unwraps and spins a dreidel. Mr. Hankey dives at Cartman, hitting him in the face. Townsman: Hey! And the angel said unto them, "fear not, for behold I bring you tidings of great joy. Sister: That one! (Mmmmhmmm!) The fighting continues. Hankey’s Christmas Classics,” released on December 1, 1999. Sister: I wish daddy was still alive. Cartman: Oh ho! Kyle: But Mr. Hankey seems so real. Stan: Kyle, I think you better get home and get some sleep. Mr. Garrison: Because it's Christmas. Mayor McDaniels: Lose the mistletoe. Cartman: Oh good, Kyle's mom is here to ruin Christmas. And in stead of eating ham I have to eat kosher lock cheese. Kyle: Yeh, we'll show them! Stan: Hey, come on guys. Townsman: Good, it looks like they've taken the Christmas trees down. Kyle: Nobody believes in you, not even my friends! Counselor: Well, uh, a fecalphiliac is somebody who's obsessed with mookie stinks, Kyle. Nerd: Hmm. Kyle: Oh no! Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! Chef: I'm glad you're here Mr. Hankey, the whole town is about to kill each other. Townswoman: Mayor, we are deeply offended by the Nativity scene in front of the capitol office. The End appears on the screen. The top of the turd falls over. Cartman: Yeh, we'll see you later Kyle. It's snowing! Kyle: Don't call my mom a bitch, Cartman! Kyle: Friends? Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing? Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch! Mom: Well, maybe this will help. [Music starts] Music: [Singing]Mr. Hankey Play Set. One persons lights go off. A large crowd is up in arms. Cartman raises his hand. Difference between revisions of "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" Revision as of 16:20, 21 November 2014 (view source) South park studios (talk | contribs) ← Older edit. Soon the whole crowd is clapping and cheering. We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose Flush him down but he's never gone Then on Sunday just to be different she's a super kinkamayamaya be-atch! Tis Christ the Lord. Brother: Let's put the fez hat on him. [Counselor's Office] Kyle: What's that? And there were, in the same country, shepards abiding in the fields, keeping watch over their flock by night. [Whistle] Sand. Mr. Garrison: What the?!? Cartman: How do you know? Stan: The whole town's pissed of at each other, it's really sweet. Kyle: Well, you're gonna be sorry when you see me riding around on Santa's sleigh with Mr. Hankey fat ass! [The Bathroom] I wish our little Kyle were here to see it. Kyle: Mr. Hankey! Chef: Say, where's Kyle? Barbrady stops a car. [South Park Mental Hospital] Kyle: Probably just another stupid dreidel anyway. Stan: Lights please. You people focus so hard on the things wrong with Christmas that you've forgotten what's so right about it. Receptionist: Reason. Mr. Garrison: Okay children, we've just received word from the mayor that the Christmas play can't include any Christmas lights, since they offend people with epilepsy. Mr. Garrison: Could we get rid of all the Mexicans? Kyle shakes the turd. Kyle: [Singing]Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, he loves me and I love you... Kyle, what the hell was that? `Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday Nerd: Hmm. Kyle: Mr. Hankey? Mr. Hankey: Ahhhh! Sheila: So what makes you think he should play Joseph of Aramethea? Mr. Hankey appears in his coffee, only Kyle sees him. Sheila: Okay Kyle, we're leaving right now. Glory to God in the highest, and honor with peace, good will towards men." Sondr & Keelan Donovan - Swim Lyrics, RADWIMPS - Cocorononaca - Complete Version Lyrics, William Black feat. Jimbo: Get him in the ribs! Sometimes he's runny, Sometimes he's burnt, Sometimes he's practicality water. Kyle's father begins clapping Take down anything that is offensive to any specific group. I can make a Mr. Hankey too! The toilet flushes. Counselor: Right now you're nuttier than chinese chicken salad, okay. Stan: We committed him. Sheila: Kyle, shh. Counselor: Uhh, oh my God, you sick little monkey! Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience. 1 Background 2 Trivia 3 Lyrics 4 References Mr. Hankey explains to his son, Cornwallis, that the circle of life is poo. Mr. Broslofski: Again! He takes a sip of his coffee. Mom: Hey, where's Mr. Hankey. Townsman: Damn treehugger! [Music starts] Sometimes he's corny Announcer: Then use the hand-crafted Hankey stand to add whatever eyes, mouth and hats you want. [On the set of Jesus and Pals] Stan: We'll catch up with you later Kyle. Wendy: Ahhhhh! Announcer: Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday.... Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho! Kenny: Woohoohoo. Mr. Garrison: Rats. Crowd: Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, he loves me, I love you, he loves you! Mr. Hankey: Say folks, gosh you sure do smell all nice and flowery. This is like the worst Christmas I've ever seen. All contents related to Kyle, Ike, Sheila Broflovski, Stan, Hanukkah, Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo, poop & pee, insects; Kyle waits up to welcome Mr. Hankey but he doesn't come. Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language: We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose, and we all know Frosty whose made out of snow. And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree, or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me. Mr. Broslofski: Kyle, what are you doing in there?!? My friends won't let me join in any games. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Lyrics South Park – Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. [Dramatic Music] Kyle: Mr. Hankey, he comes out of the toilet every year and gives presents to everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet. Don't you see, this is the one time of year we're supposed to forget all the bad stuff. Townsperson: Amen. Townsman: [Singing]Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny, he can be brown or greenish-brown. The lights dim, leaving Stan in the spot light. You see Kyle, sometimes we feel like an outsider, we, we create friends, okay, in our minds, okay. Stan steps out from offstage. Cartman: Too bad it's usually a dreidel, or something lame like that. Mr. Garrison: Oh brother. Kyle: I'm not hearing that. Music: (happy) Stan: What's that? Mr. Garrison: See, that's what you get when you raise your child to be a pagan. Cartman: Well, ole Kyle's gonna be locked up for a while, so get used to it. Those are very, very dangerous. 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